Congratulations!
You're not perfect!
It's ridiculous to want to be
perfect anyway.
But then, everybody's ridiculous sometimes, except
perfect people.
You know what perfect is?
Perfect is not eating or
drinking or talking or moving a muscle or making even the teensiest
mistake.
Perfect is never doing anything wrong - which means never
doing anything at all.
Perfect is boring!
So you're not perfect!
Wonderful! Have fun!
Eat things that give you bad breath! Trip over
your own shoelaces! Laugh!
Let somebody else laugh at you!
Perfect
people never do any of those things.
All they do is sit around and sip
weak tea and think about how perfect they are.
But they're really not
one-hundred-percent perfect anyway.
You should see them when they get
the hiccups!
Phooey! Who needs 'em?
You can drink pickle juice and
imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear
funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good
person.
Good people are hard to find nowadays.
And they're a lot more
fun than perfect people any day of the week.
~Stephen Manes~